“Okay, deal!” Emily happily reached out and grabbed Ren’s hand.
Ren: “…”
“Hey, Emily, I’ll lend him to you tomorrow. Today, he’s my boyfriend,” Bulma pulled Emily’s hand away.
“Alright, fair enough,” Emily didn’t object.
Ren silently wiped his sweat on the side.
I, a god aspiring to become an angel, am now being treated as a pet by two little girls in kindergarten.
Isn’t this too much?
“Bulma, when did you talk to my boyfriend behind my back? How come I didn’t know?” Emily blinked her eyes curiously and looked at Ren, adding, “But your boyfriend is handsome, even more handsome than my cousin’s boyfriend.”
“What do you mean talking to your boyfriend behind your back?” Bulma snorted, very disapproving of this statement.
“You said you wanted to marry me when you grew up,” Emily was a little unhappy.
“You’re also a girl, I’m also a girl, we can’t get married,” Bulma shook her head.
“Sometimes love can ignore gender,” Emily argued.
Ren wiped his sweat again.
I’m being defeated by these kindergarten brats now.
Is this something a kindergarten brat would say?
Ren decided to fight back a little.
“Ren, which kindergarten did you attend?” Emily asked curiously.
“Me? I never attended kindergarten,” Ren shook his head.
Emily blinked, somewhat unbelieving, “That’s impossible. How could you never have attended kindergarten? Who doesn’t go to kindergarten nowadays?”
“Hehe, Ren is from another planet. Over there, they don’t even have kindergartens, let alone elementary or middle schools,” Bulma chuckled, explaining on the side.
“From another planet? Are you an alien?” Emily was even more amazed.
“You understand me well,” Ren nodded, “Yes, I come from another planet, hundreds of billions of light-years away from Earth.”
“Ah? Hundreds of billions of light-years?” Emily was so shocked that she could fit an egg in her mouth.
Brief silence.
“Bulma, how long is hundreds of billions of light-years?” Emily turned to ask Bulma.
Ren: “…”
“You’re so ignorant. A light-year is a unit of length, not time,” Bulma snorted, “Hundreds of billions of light-years means the distance light travels in hundreds of billions of years. Currently, the speed of light is the fastest, reaching 300,000 kilometers per second.”
“Ah? Although I don’t understand, it sounds like a long distance…” Emily scratched her head, “Probably farther than from my house to the southern hemisphere.”
“Humph, so uncultured,” Bulma didn’t want to bother with Emily anymore, then asked Ren, “Ren, your planet is so far from Earth, your technological level must be quite high.”
“Mmhm,” Ren nodded.
“But why did you come to our planet?” Emily asked again.
“I came for tourism. There’s a saying, ‘traveling thousands of miles is better than reading thousands of books,’ that’s why,” Ren replied, “So I feel sorry for you Earthlings, always studying? And there’s endless homework.”
“Who says it’s not? Fortunately, Bulma and I are about to graduate from kindergarten, so we won’t have to do homework anymore,” Emily breathed a sigh of relief, swinging her little head.
“Don’t rejoice too soon. I heard that on your planet, kindergarten is just for playing. Real studies start in elementary school, especially in middle school, where there’s more homework and more subjects like physics, chemistry, biology, geography, science, etc. The homework… won’t be finished before midnight,” Ren sighed deeply, “And that’s just middle school. Wait until you get to high school… I won’t say more, afraid you’ll be discouraged.”
Emily: “…”
Bulma: “…”
The two little girls looked at each other and immediately turned to Ren.
“Who told you that?” Emily and Bulma asked at the same time.
“I’m an alien. I know everything. If you don’t believe me, you can go ask around,” Ren whispered to them.
After saying that, Ren paused for a moment.
“Oh, and if you want to ask about middle school students or something, don’t ask your parents because your parents won’t tell you the truth,” Ren added as a supplement.
Emily and Bulma looked at each other, their young faces filled with grievances and fear for their future life.
“Is what he said true… Bulma?” Emily wanted to cry.
“It seems to be true…” Bulma thought for a moment, nodded seriously, “I often see my sister having unfinished homework, and she still goes out to play before the holidays…”
“Fortunately, we’re good. Look at me, only five years old and already traveling,” Ren sighed.
“Wow…”
Emily couldn’t hold back anymore and burst into tears, immediately attracting the attention of her classmates.
The teacher also curiously looked over at Emily.
“Emily, what’s wrong?” the teacher approached with concern.
“Wah… he said we’ll have even more homework in elementary and middle school…” Emily cried even more sadly.
The teacher: “…”
The teacher didn’t know how to console her for a while.
Because what he said was too true.
Many classmates heard Emily’s words, and many of them were infected, crying.
The whole class was in tears.
Bulma didn’t cry.
“You’ve done it, ruining our graduation ceremony… making all our classmates cry,” Bulma glared at Ren angrily.
“I’m just telling the truth,” Ren sighed slightly.
“Waa waa waa…” Bulma suddenly cried, too.
“Why are you crying?” Ren asked, “You’re not even shedding tears.”
“Can’t I not cry? The classmates in our class are all crying; they’ll think it’s because of me, and then the teacher will scold me again,” Bulma pouted and muttered softly.
“You’re about to graduate anyway. Do you still need to be afraid of your teacher?” Ren asked.
“What you said makes sense…” Bulma thought carefully and agreed.
The teacher tried to comfort them for a long time, calming one down only to have the other one start crying, making him flustered.
“Teacher, teacher, he said he’s an alien,” Emily sobbed a few times, raising her hand to report.
Suddenly, all the children stopped crying and focused their gaze on Ren.
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