Not being noticed by the two abruptly appearing assassins was a good thing!
Qi Jun silently recited in his heart.
Huff huff~~~
Touching the ‘Infiltrator Sunglasses’ on his nose bridge, Qi Jun couldn’t help but silently praise the [Mutated Stone]!
Phil Coulson, uh, no, [Mutated Stone], you rock!
Eh?
This tall figure, why does he look like Batman?
Damn, is this not just the Marvel world but also freaking DC?
Also, this smaller figure next to him, wearing a purple combat uniform, who is this?
This guy looks like Batman. Why wear a gold belt? Afraid he can’t be seen in the dark? Or is it, I’m rich, rob me?
Also, why are there BD initials engraved on this gold belt?
Ah, this smaller guy wears a pink belt? Are they engraved with HG?
Hiss!!!
Wait a minute!!!
This scene, it feels so familiar!!
I’ve seen it somewhere before.
When did I see it?
Right!
I remember now!
It’s from Kick-Ass, Big Daddy, and Hit-Girl!
Thinking of this, Qi Jun almost exclaimed aloud.
Before, I saw Iron Man and War Machine. It hasn’t been long, and now I’ve seen two more Marvel, um, street-level heroes.
………………….
Just then, a loli voice rang out.
“These guys are really too poor!”
“Thank goodness it only took one bullet; otherwise, it would have been a total loss!”
Corpse: I’m so weak, it’s really my fault!
“Alright, Mindy.”
“Speed it up, let’s sweep through these guys.”
“This is Hell’s Kitchen!”
“The gunfire earlier was too intense, and no one came to look.”
“But now that the gunfire has stopped, a large group of people will come to investigate soon.”
“If we don’t want to be surrounded, we need to move faster!”
A mature male voice spoke up, stopping Hit-Girl’s complaints.
“Got it, Big Daddy!”
Hit-Girl rolled her eyes but unconsciously sped up her movements.
“However, why does it feel like we’re missing a dozen people?”
“Did we get faulty intel?”
“Hmm, we’ll have to ‘greet’ the guy who sold us the intel properly when we get back.”
“Missing a dozen people, this business is clearly a loss!”
As the father and daughter sped up their actions, Qi Jun, who was lying on the ground, gradually couldn’t make out the low whispers between the two.
With Qi Jun’s English listening and speaking skills, half of it was guessing.
But even so, that was enough, wasn’t it?
“Is it really Big Daddy and Hit-Girl?”
“I wonder if Big Daddy will be killed by that idiot Deadpool later on?”
“Maybe not~.”
“According to the original plot, it seems like these two were caught and subjected to a live broadcast trial?”
“It seems to be a live broadcast, right?”
“If it’s a live broadcast trial, they might not necessarily die.”
“New York is now the turf of Tony Stark, the newly risen superhero Iron Man.”
“If these two were to be killed on live broadcast by mere gangsters, where would Iron Man put his face?”
“Moreover, New York is a key surveillance area for S.H.I.E.L.D., and they think they can livestream something?”
“Haha!”
Qi Jun carefully rummaged through his nearly forgotten memories and finally remembered what the duo with BD and HG on their belts was all about.
Although he couldn’t remember most of the plot clearly, just mentioning a particular scene was enough to make Qi Jun remember these two people!
A father, facing his daughter, firing a gun!
Yes, Big Daddy was such a twisted father!
Not only did he not cherish his daughter in the palm of his hand, but he also personally trained her to be a killer!
Oh my goodness!
Back then, Qi Jun couldn’t believe what he was seeing. Could there be such a heartless father in this world?
Is this really his biological daughter?
Cough cough
Back to the main point
After remembering Big Daddy and Hit-Girl, Qi Jun realized fighting and killing was a hassle.
Indeed, picking up the leftovers is the real deal!
Especially following behind someone powerful and picking up leftovers, that’s even better!
You know, many of the superheroes in Marvel are, uh, too kind-hearted.
Some blind street heroes are especially the epitome of kindness!
It all boils down to not killing. You tortured me thousands of times, and I let you go as if you were my first love.
That guy, as if afraid that the villains would die and the follow-up plot couldn’t continue, a group of villains just wouldn’t be killed. They just had to keep coming back to seek revenge on these street heroes, thereby killing even more innocent people.
Qi Jun absolutely has no interest in these guys.
Only Big Daddy and Hit-Girl, who show no mercy to villains, are the real heroes!
How did Captain America gain such fiery fame?
Wasn’t it by killing Nazis!
Although later, for his selfish reasons, even Captain America…
Uh…I digressed.
Anyway, even for the sake of picking up the shiny energy cores lying on the ground waiting for Qi Jun, he must closely follow these street heroes who dare to kill, who kill vigorously.
Oh, right, there’s also The Punisher, isn’t there? It seems like he was a comrade of S.H.I.E.L.D’s black sheep.
Yeah, this guy is even less merciful when it comes to killing. I definitely must get to know him well!
As a righteous successor of socialism, I, Qi Jun, how could I actively kill?
Killing is impossible. Only by following the emotionless street heroes and picking up leftovers can I maintain the look of life!
………………….
Seeing Big Daddy and Hit-Girl walk away, Qi Jun quickly used the [Mutated Stone] to, without Hit-Girl noticing, spend a total of three energy points to materialize a completely harmless, undetectable yet globally positioned functional biological chip under Hit-Girl’s skin.
What? Peeping on the little loli bathing through the biological chip?
Slander!
This is absolute slander!
I, Qi Jun, a righteous successor of socialism, so upright! Kind! Prosperous! Harmonious!
I, Qi Jun, want to observe the position changes of the little Loli Hit-Girl so I can help her when she’s in danger!
I, Qi Jun, how could I possibly do such a peeping thing?!
………………….
Ah, there’s a noise in the distance? Sounds like someone’s coming?
Damn, quickly pick up these little coins lying on the ground!
Qi Jun hurriedly got up and rushed towards the location where a bunch of gangsters had fallen.
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