Peeping?
Even in his new life, Uchiha Jin could hardly imagine. How twisted does one’s psyche have to be to engage in such a tasteless activity as peeping? Was it the pressure of searching for the Child of Prophecy that drove him to this?
In Jin’s previous life, peeping in a bathhouse, even if it were a girl peeping on boys, would result in social suicide upon discovery. Needless to say, a grown man sneaking into a woman’s bathhouse would face a barrage of public condemnation and scorn, and not even someone as strong as Hashirama Senju could withstand the ensuing public outrage.
Furthermore, such an act would lead to imprisonment, effectively ruining one’s life!
However, Jiraiya wasn’t just peeping; he was gathering material for his erotic novels! This was even worse than simple peeping! Not only did he sneak around to see everything, but he also planned to distribute his findings throughout the ninja world widely. Who knows if his “Icha Icha” series had illustrations?
In this world, both ninjas and civilians alike have a fondness for bathing; it’s a universally popular pastime. As the largest public bathhouse in Konoha, it naturally attracted people of all ages and genders from the village, including Jiraiya’s former teacher’s wife, Biwako Sarutobi!
It’s worth noting that when Jiraiya developed this bad habit, Biwako Sarutobi hadn’t yet perished during the Nine-Tails’ attack. She undoubtedly visited the Konoha public bathhouse.
Whether Jiraiya would inquire about her schedule before peeping…
Hmm, that would be even weirder!
One wonders if Hiruzen Sarutobi, this old man, could still feel the same youthful excitement knowing his wife inspired “Icha Icha Paradise.”
Maybe Jin should consider confiscating a copy from Kakashi and testing Hiruzen’s tolerance publicly sometime.
A playful glint flashed in Uchiha Jin’s eyes. Sitting on the rooftop, he had no intention of pursuing further. Instead, he remained in place, listening to the increasingly chaotic commotion in the distance.
“I’m not just a pervert; I’m trying to gather inspiration through peeping to write better erotic novels!”
Despite the countless soaps, towels, wooden scoops, cucumbers, wooden clogs, and rubber ducks being thrown his way, Jiraiya’s determined and slightly weak voice rang out resolutely.
He was doing it for art!
Yet, faced with Jiraiya’s shameless confession, the angry crowd became even more furious, their desire to castrate him growing stronger.
Swish! Swish! Swish!
Amidst the sound of dozens of shuriken whizzing through the air, several female ninjas, now dressed, began preparing fire jutsu.
Burn that damn pervert!
“Are you serious? Are you trying to kill me?”
Jiraiya easily dodged the incoming shuriken with slight movements, but with the elderly women no longer in close pursuit, these ninjutsu attacks posed a greater threat. If the fire jutsu caused more damage, even Jiraiya would find it hard to handle.
This can’t go on!
Realizing the escalating situation and the danger lurking outside, Jiraiya decided to take more drastic measures. He pressed his right hand to the ground, creating a large circular pattern of mysterious symbols centered around him.
Summoning Jutsu: Sticky Toad Dance!
With a massive cloud of smoke, hundreds of toads of various sizes appeared behind Jiraiya, croaking loudly before leaping towards the barely dressed pursuers.
“Ah!”
“Get away!”
“Help!”
With screams of terror, the freshly bathed crowd forgot about chasing Jiraiya, frantically dodging the sticky, slimy toads of all sizes. Their fury would have broken through the sky if anger had a value.
Phew!
Jiraiya decisively fled, feeling a chill from the immense resentment behind him but aware of the greater danger ahead.
Toad Leap!
With a powerful jump from a two-meter-tall green toad beneath him, Jiraiya finally escaped the crowd, landing in the open air.
I, Jiraiya, am alive… again!
Just as joy began to well up in Jiraiya’s eyes and he was about to express his relief, his words were abruptly cut off.
Swish! Swish! Swish!
Dozens of figures clad in black cloaks stood uniformly before him, the crimson “Justice” on their backs fluttering ominously in the wind.
Uh…
Even though he believed he was sacrificing himself for art, seeing those two characters made Jiraiya shrink back in fear.
The Uchiha!
Noticing the emblematic fan crest of the Uchiha clan, Jiraiya finally understood who these people were.
Damn! When did the police force get this strict? All I did was gather some material for my novel. Did they have to go this far?
Is this about catching a peeper or starting a war?
It’s all my teacher’s fault!
Despite Hiruzen Sarutobi having developed a Telescope Jutsu capable of viewing non-barrier areas with remarkable accuracy, he never taught it to Jiraiya. If only he had, Jiraiya wouldn’t have been caught.
Sigh…
Why wouldn’t my teacher teach it to me?
Amidst his chaotic thoughts, Jiraiya’s gaze finally landed on a poised figure sitting far off. At that moment, all other concerns vanished.
It’s him!
In an instant, Jiraiya realized that the person before him had used genjutsu to deceive his senses and then kicked him into the elderly bath section.
What terrifying genjutsu skills!
What a despicable character, using genjutsu for such a shameless act!
Recalling that nightmarish scene, even the normally composed Jiraiya couldn’t suppress his rage.
But before Jiraiya could let his anger explode, Uchiha Jin leisurely stood up, then casually leaped forward.
Boom!
As Uchiha Jin landed, the police force members straightened up, their gazes filled with admiration.
“Jiraiya, you are under arrest for repeatedly peeping at elderly women in Konoha’s baths. In the name of the Uchiha Police Force, you have the right to remain silent, but anything you say can and will be used against you in court!”
Jin’s powerful voice echoed through the entire village of Konoha.
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