One Piece: My Partner is too Crooked Chapter 3

The Color of Wisdom

Yes, Icey, vomiting blood with deep emotion, dared to borrow money from the bandit king Higuma at the risk of danger and entrusted his first partner with unlimited expectations…

It is the Goddess Aqua of Wisdom!

As the goddess of water, Aqua has an extraordinary affinity with water. She can breathe underwater, move naturally in water, unleash attacks of flood-level magnitude, and even rapidly dry up water.

It sounds impressive, completely meeting Icey’s criteria for restraining Devil Fruit ability users and surpassing them.

But…

With her intelligence reaching rock bottom, she can easily create even bigger troubles after helping to solve one.

Her unreliability as a companion, in a sense, surpasses even the exaggeratedness of the jester Buggy.

Although Buggy is also a funny character, at least he is full of luck. No matter how bad things happen to him, it can turn into great opportunities.

But for Aqua, who lacks luck and intelligence, even the greatest opportunities will end in chaos!

Simply put, she’s the kind of person who would spend a hundred million to buy an egg!

“You’re Icey, right? I’ve heard about the situation. Don’t worry, with this goddess here, you’ll soon be able to realize your dream of dominating the world.”

Aqua, poking her head out of the wishing pool, blinked her wise blue eyes and leisurely fed herself some potato chips.

Speaking of which, Aqua is also very unlucky.

Because the divine realm often slacks off and messes around while performing goddess duties, causing a big mess, she was sent to work and atone in this pirate world different from the original universe.

In her view, as a lofty goddess, wanting to dominate a mere parallel world is simply too easy. Naturally, she treats this as a relaxed and enjoyable paid vacation.

What Aqua never expected was that the person who summoned her, after a brief moment of thought…

Reached out evil hands towards her noble self!

“Refund! Quickly refund! Just exchange something else for me!!”

To prevent his pirate world adventure from becoming a mess, Icey reacted quickly and immediately pressed Aqua’s head, wanting to send this big trouble back.

“Wait wait wait! Don’t send me back! If I don’t complete the mission, I’ll face very severe punishment!”

Feeling the force on her forehead, Aqua’s composed demeanor as a goddess instantly disappeared.

Revealing her true form, she pounced over and hugged Icey’s thigh in a panic.

“Please, please let me stay, I’ll die if I go back like this! Please, don’t make me leave!”

Tears shimmered in the eyes of the Water Goddess as she clung to Icey’s pants leg, narrating her grievances with snot and tears.

Her image without limits and her sharp, piercing cries didn’t soften Icey’s heart but strengthened his determination to return the goods, frantically shaking his thigh to get rid of the nuisance.

It wasn’t until this moment that he realized the wishing pool couldn’t grant every wish.

A mere three million berries, not even half of what the bandit king Higuma had, trying to exchange it for a reliable partner with intelligence and strength was simply wishful thinking!

No!

How could Aqua, this girl, be worth three million berries!!

Buzzing.

As the two struggled madly as if reminding them that time was running out, the wishing pool on the ground trembled slightly, and its bright light gradually dimmed.

Aqua was terrified, her face full of horror, struggling more intensely.

“It’s disappearing, the teleportation gate is disappearing, I still have half of my body stuck in the ground, let me out, let me out quickly!!!”

Driven by a strong desire to survive, Aqua eventually broke free from Icey’s hands, kicked forcefully, and slammed into Icey’s chest heavily.

“Thump,” they both fell to the ground in strange positions.

“It’s over, it’s all over…”

Looking at the wishing pool, which disappeared in the blink of an eye, Icey lay on the floor with a gloomy expression, his hollow eyes staring blankly at the restaurant’s ceiling.

Even with the perfect-bodied goddess lying on top of him, there was no sense of happiness or joy at all.

“Ahahaha! In the end, this goddess is still one step ahead!”

Aqua, who successfully made it ashore, immediately stood up, hands on hips, greedily breathing in the fresh air of the pirate world, emitting a proud and smug laugh.

“Ever since earlier, it’s been nothing but constant nagging, do you even let people sleep?!” came the harsh scolding from the restaurant next door.

“I’m sorry, I’m really sorry!”

The arrogant Aqua immediately softened, waving her hands and apologizing sincerely toward the voice.

Meanwhile, on the ground, Icey remained in a state of silent contemplation, questioning life.

“Oh, don’t show such a hopeless expression. I’m a very powerful goddess. Even the most terrifying undead monsters and demons in the world can easily be destroyed by me!”

Aqua boasted of her abilities, patting her chest.

“That’s a decent ability.”

Icey slowly sat up from the ground, his eyes gradually regaining their shrewdness.

Anyway, Aqua had no way to go back.

Since that’s the case, he could only make her fulfill her role as much as possible and minimize the losses.

“Hehe, for the Goddess of Water, this kind of thing is just a matter of course.”

Aqua affirmed, immediately revealing a smug expression.

“Could you please clean the restroom first.”

“Huh?!”

Aqua scratched her head, wondering if she had misheard.

A lofty goddess like her had to clean the restroom, an inexplicable and demeaning task?

“This is a test of your abilities. I can’t just believe you based on your words, can I?” Icey said leisurely.

“You basta**, dare to look down on me, the revered goddess of the Axis Cult! Then look closely!”

Hearing the other party doubting her abilities, Aqua immediately perked up, determined to clean all the dirt from the restroom.

Spotless, without a single flaw!

The Goddess of Water strode proudly towards the restaurant’s main entrance.

“The restroom is over here…”

Icey pointed in the opposite direction of Aqua’s stride.

“Huh? I thought the restroom must be behind the main door.”

Aqua laughed awkwardly and quickly changed direction.

Who would naturally assume that the restroom should be placed at the main entrance where people come and go?

Seeing is believing; Icey thoroughly understood why the color of wisdom is blue!

However…

Watching Aqua confidently enter the restroom and genuinely start cleaning, Icey’s eyes flashed with uncertain suspicion.

From another perspective, if trained well, this guy, who is so easily fooled and possesses water-based powers, might actually become a powerful force to be reckoned with for his own use.

Icey comforted himself in his heart.

Just then, ripples suddenly appeared.

In the depths of his mind’s wishing pool.

A mysterious lightboard quietly appeared before his eyes.

【The wisher has successfully accepted the wish recipient. This transaction is complete. You may choose one of the following three abilities】.

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One Piece My Partner is Too Crooked

One Piece My Partner is Too Crooked

One Piece My Partner is Too Retarded
Status: OngoingType: Author: Released: 2023

Crossing into the world of One Piece with the ability to wish for companions from other worlds is truly thrilling!

When Icey braved the risks to borrow money from the mountain bandit king, accumulating enough conditions to make a wish, he summoned Aqua, a goddess of water filled with an aura of wisdom.

He thought that beating the Four Emperors or kicking the feet of an Admiral was best left to the imagination.

That was until the likes of Meowth from Team Rocket and the ridiculous hero King from One Punch Man successively appeared, making Icey dare not even think about it.

All he hoped for was to survive this era of rising heroes with this group of troublesome companions...

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